Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Hijackers???


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Translation:

Stewardist: A cup of tea (repeatedly)?

On speaker:
Ladies and gentlemen, may I ask for your attention, while we will be going through the safety onboard
(Hijackers appear with masks)

[Speaker lady:]
It looks like the plane has been hijacked, and I've gotten a note with information - I'm reading from the note:

[On Speaker:] Hi, we're 3 hijackers from a secret organization.
We've place a big bomb [hand gestures] onboard in the baggage room, and to that we've wired a detonation thread that is rolled through the isle [hand gesture].

If you resist, we will use chloroform - first on you, and then on your children [hand gesture].

Whomever, despite this, continues brawling - will be thrown out any of the exits in front [hand gesture], over the wings [hand gesture], or in the back [hand gesture].
Our end destination is Kairo [hand body gesture].

We will refuel in Istanbul [hand on nose], with a short middle-stop at Ibiza [party gesture].

In order to keep good spirits onboard, we will show the movies; "The Mummy"(body gesture), and "A pear to dayddy #2" [body gesture] (never heard of that movie)
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